Sat waiting to FaceTime my family back home ☺️

Sat waiting to FaceTime my family back home ☺️

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the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

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fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

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omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

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bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

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kittyorleans:

you know what makes me sufer - when one Character A loves Character B more than B does A. It makes me hurt deep in my bones.

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watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

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mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

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badgersinbowties:

OLIVE GARDEN, WHAT??

badgersinbowties:

OLIVE GARDEN, WHAT??

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nichelekm:

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

image

DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

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